Haven't written in ages, but a) too much awesome has been happening and b) I'm sure nobody cares anyway.

First things first- KID-SAMA! ♥♥♥♥♥ ABOUT DAMN TIME! It's been far too long since the Iron Tanuki. Anyways, there's something really odd about this case. The tazer, for example. I don't know who tazered Conan, but I'm damn sure it wasn't Kid. He'd never take Conan out of the way (he loves the challenge presented by his "favourite critic") and even if he did, he uses sleeping gas. Tazers are painful, and very dangerous depending on who you use them on- they could actually kill a small child. Nobody Gets Hurt. Kid didn't tazer Conan. There must be a third party involved.
Also, the PS is kinda creepy. I'm pretty sure it's not aimed at Jirokichi and it's not talking about the Shonen Tantei-Dan. Two possibilities are that, given that it says "Enough with the child's play, we shall do battle as adults", it's likely aimed at Conan. Movie-Kaito knows who Conan is, but Manga-Kaito's never shown any sign. This could indicate his discovery. On the other hand, it could be a more veiled challange to the likes of Snake. If this is the case (praying it is), then this could mean that the MK and DC storylines are beginning to mix- which gives me happy squealy fits beyond measure, since THAT will likely mean increased Kid appearances, and hopefully Aoko, Saguru and Akako in his wake ♥♥♥♥♥
As for who Kaito's disguised as, my guess is the reporter lady, just because the sound guy is too obvious and Kid likes to crossdress. XDXD

Speaking of crossdressers, the Eddie Izzard show was AWESOME. We saw his live show, Stripped, on Wednesday night. The show began in classic British fashion- two hours of queuing. We’d only just reached our seats when the lights went down and the man (actually dressed like one for once) himself appeared onstage- and there were still a couple hundred people behind us, who started cheering and partying anyway. The show lasted a good three hours, covering dogs kneading bread, evil ducks, ninja sheep, Steve the Traumatized Squirrel, the Farmyard Jazz band, Jesus’ six older brothers (Aysus, Beesus, Ceasus, Deesus, Eesus and Efsus) and the Plague of More Frogs Than Usual. There was a brief intermission for CPR to be administered, beers to be refilled and the canteen searched for jam (there was none, but Darth Vader could whip you up a very nice Penne a la Arabiatta), during which two large screens on either side of the stage displayed Tweets that had been sent to Eddie during the show by Twits, offering such pearls of wisdom as “Jesters do oft prove Prophets-Shakespeare” and “Love is like a fast snowmobile in across the frozen tundra which flips over, trapping you underneath… at night the ice weasels come”. The cameras also panned the crowd, drawing some hilarious expressions from people as they realized that they were on camera and stopped picking their nose. Eddie ended on a high note- “Can we reach the stars? Yes! If we reach, if we hope, if we dream, if we try… if we stop the fucking BNP!”
It took a further three hours to clear the immensely crowded SECC car park, but that’s only a testimony to how popular Eddie is and how brilliant the show was- or possibly due to the six tour buses he had with him. It is speculated that one was for Eddie, one for his shoes, two for his clothes, one for the Farmyard Jazz Band and one for the Jam. There were also t-shirts on sale, bearing legendary quotes such as “I’m Jeff Vader”, “I’m Covered In Bees!” and “CAKE or DEATH?” (Which I got) All in all, brilliant show, well up to par, and a wonderful reason to vote Labour in future. We need this guy in Parliament! Vote Eddie and watch him tear the BNP into tiny pieces and feed it to the evil giraffes!